Ass Smacking Intervention Part I

So last night we sat down as a family and held an intervention for Jason. Jason has many issues. Most are just par for the course and others are not. The issue we felt compelled to intervene on was Jason's incessant ass smacking. We became fed up to our eyeballs with Jason smacking us in the ass and apparently, to our mortification, we learned that he's been smacking girls in the ass at school as well... This simply pushed us over the edge. In an effort to connect the dots we reflected on our own actions. In reflecting we realized that Mauricio smacks me in the ass a good deal, but that's o.k., it's different... but how do you explain how it's different to a 5 year old on a ass smacking rampage? Anyhow, we did out best and I think it went pretty well. We all told Jason that our respective butts' were sore and fed up and he got a good cry out of all the pressure and attention that was so intently focused on him. We hugged him and told him we love him and daddy promised that he wasn't going to smack my butt (in front of him) ;) again. So why does my title say Part 1 you may ask? Because. I've got a little knuckle head for a son and even though I sensed sincerity in his words last night, I know he'll be back... which is why I'm already in the process of titling the next post on this subject.